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Unprotected Sax
Below are the 8 most recent journal entries.
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2008.02.18 11.23
Throughout history, great philosophers have guided our thoughts with their nuggets of wisdom and insight. There is one nugget I question with great vigor and personal relevance. The piggish, politically incorrect phrase "bros before hoes" has been tossed around quite a bit, but I question it's validity. What precisely defines a "bro"? Is it truly unethical to take your own happiness into consideration over that of another's, especially if your own happiness comes at the EXPENSE of another's? Where do you draw the line, and where does free will come in? The assignment calls for your answers in essay format, students . . . inspire me!
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2007.12.04 06.41
*snap*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AH AH AHA HA HAHA HAH AH AHA HAHA AHAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SOMEBODY KILL ME!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MAKE IT ALL END ALREADY!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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2007.11.02 09.16
Jeremy Pease is fucking hilarious. We designed websites in our 21st century techniques class for music ed. The assignment was to create a website advertising our music program, including links and pictures. His choice of pictures are really funny. check it out.
www.iwu.edu/~jpease
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2007.10.07 11.17
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Can anybody just fucking tell me what women want? I'm overhearing conversations like this more and more: "Gary's a really great guy, but . . ." But what? Why am I always just a friend, and never anything more? I try to be as great of a gentleman as I can be, I'm trying to take care of my body, and I've never been rude or mean to anybody since I've got here. It's not in my personality to just go up to some random girl at a party and introduce myself, because that won't lead to anything I really want. I don't want a one night stand or some random drunken hookup, so my choices in women are severely limited by that fact. All I want is to have someone, just ONE person, who can make me feel sexy, feel needed, feel loved. Someone to glide their hand across my chest and gaze passionately into my eyes. Someone to affectionately kiss on the neck as a hello gesture. Someone who I can have a open and honest relationship with. I want what I had before . . . If everyone is SUCH an expert on who I SHOULDN'T be dating, then PLEASE tell me, who the fuck should I be with? They never seem to have an answer to THAT question, which, again, leaves me feeling alone. Everyone thinks they have my best intentions in mind, when they REALLY don't know exactly who I am. Many of these people didn't even give me the time of day before this year, so who are they to judge what is best for ME? I'm REALLY getting tire of these girls who know I like them, but then proceed to shamelessly first with and or make out with other guys right in front of me. #1, I would never do that to someone I considered a friend, especially a "really great friend". #2, It just seems like such a selfish act. I have feelings too, and their being stomped out at THAT point. I'm having a hard time believing that they don't realize what they were doing. :(
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2006.01.16 18.50
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php
check out this site for hilarious "random facts" about Chuck Norris. Heres a few good ones.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a 50 yard field goal while having sex. -Chuck Norris once fought 43 midgets and a lion. After slaughtered all the midgets, but couldn't kill the lion because it turned out to be his biological father. -Chuck Norris originally got the role of Danny Tanner on Full House, but they recast Bob Sagat after Chuck had a terrible accident with one of the Olsen triplets. -Chuck Norris' penis speaks Portuguese.
Mood: amused Music: Walker Texas Ranger Theme--?
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2006.01.06 22.59
My Pet

Mood: energetic Music: The Llama Song!
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2005.12.31 00.48
Check out this site to see some old photos of yourself from Highschool!
www.worldschoolphotographs.com
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2005.12.28 13.26
Gary needs . . .
Gary needs:
1) a job 2) your help 3) a shave!! 4) menu options to test running SDS tasks externally 5) to keep his elbow in to prevent his wrist from flopping. 6) another person to make the Final Four and admit she's rethinking a better deal. 7) alot more recognition and the new generation needs to be told about Gary. 8) service to a larger hub, but worries about ATA’s ... 9) a loving family who is able to understand and support his educational and emotional needs. 10) me ... I know God is in control ... we're not in control of anything
Good stuff!
Go to www.goole.com, type in "(your name) needs" and post the hilarious results!
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